kate. twenty-six years old. lime green and tangerine. sparkly. weird. silly. sarcastic. ocd. left-handed. coke zero. panda express. that one band. harmonica. writing. graphic design. 22. mobert. platypus noise. severus snape. the joker. tony stark.
you know… people look at me strange when i say i love sausage but not when i say i love bacon. it’s not fair that bacon’s not suggestive. poor sausage. —things that kate actually says out loud in restaurants